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The most coveted level of vision is 20/20, which means peepers can correctly identify 20 out of 20 typos on the optometrist's eye chart. Outfit eyes for flawless proofreading with today's Groupon: for $49, you get $200 worth of prescription eyeglasses or designer sunglasses at Purba Vision. This Groupon is valid at locations in Brampton on Parkhurst Square, Ray Lawson Boulevard, and Father Tobin Road as well as in Guelph.

Purba Vision's savvy opticians stock the shelves lining each boutique location with designer frames and sunglasses and treat eyes to prescription lenses. A basic pair of house-brand prescription lenses and frames cure eyes in need of single vision ($160+) or progressive ($260+) spectacles due to sitting too close to the sun. Lonely heads find consolation in the gentle temple hugs of upscale eyeglass frames by Armani Exchange ($200 plus cost of lenses), and sunglasses by Prada ($350+) or Ray-Ban ($245) shield views on bright days. In addition to selecting designer frames from across the globe, each location has an on-site optometrist who can administer exams for an additional fee.

Ventura County Deals

Acupuncture treatments are used to relieve pain, increase energy, and improve well-being, unlike normal puncture treatments, which are only used when patients are filled with helium. Let your ailments float away with today's Groupon to Chan Acupuncture Clinic in Thousand Oaks. Choose between the following options:

For $65, you get a facial acupuncture treatment and hot-stone therapy (a $300 total value).

For $50, you get a wellness package (a $250 value), which includes:

Acupuncture treatment

Hot-stone therapy

Tui na treatment

Natural infrared-light treatment

The father-and-daughter team behind Chan Acupuncture adapts its holistic healing treatments to each individual body, relieving pains and stresses via time-tested techniques. Prior to all acupuncture treatments, staffers heat clients' bodies with hot stones to ease the penetration of the needles. During the 50- to 60-minute facial acupuncture treatment, a member of Chan's staff gently inserts the thin needles into countenances, stimulating natural elastin and collagen production and working to reduce wrinkles. Alternatively, a traditional acupuncture session, enhanced by natural infrared light, releases the body’s energy reserves to relieve stress, lessen bodily pain, and decrease envy of pincushions.

Tui na, a traditional Chinese practice, employs strategically applied pressure to release chi—the body’s energy—and dislodge repressed impulses to cha-cha. Those who opt for the wellness package will spend 60 minutes gleaning relaxation, and Chan Acupuncture offers convenient, flexible scheduling as yet another means of reducing stress.

Detroit Deals

Modern technology has empowered scientists to interpret brain waves, allowing them to definitively recognize when someone is thinking, "Stop sticking things to my head." Give someone a piece of your mind with this Groupon.

The Deal

$39 for a full brain assessment (a $250 value) and tonal relaxation training session (a $120 value; a $370 total value)

Neural experts use a combination of online surveys and noninvasive brainwave mapping to illuminate the inner workings of minds. With this information, certified technicians create a map of each patient's mental energies, revealing periods of duress or charting parentheses of embarrassing memories. In response to any discovered patterns, which often appear due to the presence of stress and exhaustion, experts devise a 90-minute tonal training session, a personalized regimen of soft sounds designed to calm riotous brain waves while patients relax in comfortable chairs.

Neuro Fitness Center

A father-son team, David and Art McCullar hold Master Level II certification as brain technologists and founded their practice to help others find physical and mental relief by understanding the operations of the body's resident supercomputer. The technology utilized by the Neuro Fitness Center focuses on encouraging the brain to change itself using simple stimuli to evoke the patterns associated with positive feelings and thoughts, such as relaxation or finding a quarter. While the company may use results in its continuing research, it never associates clients' names with statistics and closely guards each individual's information with security measures that exceed federal expectations.

Vancouver Deals

Though criticized for her refusal to abandon monarchy, the Dairy Queen's excellent human-rights record puts the Prime Rib Minister, whose hands are stained with insurgent jus, to shame. Pay tribute to one of history's greatest confectionery leaders with this Groupon.

Choose From Six Options

$9 for a box of 12 Dilly Bars or DQ sandwiches (a $19.03 value, including HST)

$10 for a DQ ice-cream cake (up to a $29.99 value)

Choose from the following locations: Anderson Road in Richmond, Denman Street in Vancouver, or West Broadway in Vancouver.

Dairy Queen

Since its founding in 1940 by an entrepreneurial father-and-son team in Joliet, Illinois, Dairy Queen franchises have serenaded the palates of generations of customers across North America with frosty confections and savoury grilled fare. The company’s dedication to celebrating life events large and small is evidenced as staffers concoct their signature cakes that sandwich chocolate and vanilla ice cream between layers of fudge and a crunchy mantle, serving hungry partygoers or providing a vital ice transfusion for ailing snowmen. While treat architects specialize in the creation of sweet indulgences such as thick Blizzards and sundaes, a host of grill masters bustles about the kitchen forging flame-licked eats including burgers, chicken strips, and hot dogs.

Portland Deals

The Founding Fathers held their initial meetings in a neighborhood tavern, which explains why the Declaration of Independence's first draft had a long, rambling subsection devoted to how powdered wigs are a natural icebreaker. Revolt against the tyranny of boredom with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of bistro fare and signature drinks at Branch Whiskey Bar.

Chef Scott Shampine helms the staff at Branch Whiskey Bar, where locally sourced ingredients are mixed together to cook built-from-scratch bistro fare. The establishment pairs its hearty grub with signature cocktails poured from a 50-strong selection of bourbons and scotches. The menu rotates regularly, like the lineup of a heavily penalized hockey team, and the roster of recent cuisine creations has included duck-fat fries and aioli ($6) that foretell entrees such as grilled hanger steak with blue cheese and ranch ($17). Bartenders liquor up glasses or any upside-down umbrella presented by patrons with inventive whiskey cocktails such as the SB Whiskey Sour ($8), in which Eagle Rare single-barrel bourbon fraternizes with egg whites and lemon bitters. The Brown Derby libation ($8) undulates with Maker's Mark bourbon, maple syrup, and orange bitters, which combine with grapefruit and lime juice to traverse sweet, savory, and sour taste buds with a sense of mixological adventure similar to the antics that followed Marco Polo's first shot of absinthe.

While enjoying sips of fine spirits and bites of well-prepared cuisine, guests can peer from their spot at a high-backed booth toward the whiskey bar's glossy wood tables, above which hang yellow light fixtures and across from which the bar displays a cornucopia of bottled goodness similar to the scene at a milkman's distribution center.

Chicago Deals

The immediacy of theater emotionally involves audiences in a way matched only by interactive performance art and paintings of disapproving fathers. Achieve catharsis with today's GrouponLive deal to see I Still Love H.E.R. (atributetohiphop) presented by Theori Stages at the Viaduct Theatre. For $25, you get two general-admission tickets (up to a $56 value, including all fees). All shows begin at 7 p.m.; doors open at 6 p.m. Choose from the following show dates:

Thursday, March 1

Thursday, March 8

Thursday, March 15

Created by up-and-coming playwright Wendell Tucker, I Still Love H.E.R. (atributetohiphop) has challenged and entertained Chicago audiences for six years with a stunning mélange of music, dance, and cultural analysis. The show centers around Love 1, a Chicago radio fixture on the brink of retirement who delivers his final broadcast as a eulogy to what he sees as the dying art of hip-hop and his own ambition to create a radio talk show about abstract expressionist paintings. The personified spirit of hip-hop arrives mid-broadcast, aiming to complicate Love 1's narrative of artistic decline with her own story of the history and politics of the genre. Classic hip-hop tracks present a backdrop to dazzling dance numbers and dialogue on such subjects as feminism, racism, and violence. The Viaduct Theatre's intimate environs encourage audiences to engage with the show, clapping along to well-known beats or revving gas-powered hedge trimmers along to uplifting melodies.

North Jersey Deals

Although your body is a temple, covering yourself in bits of stained glass and swallowing thousands of candles has yet to be proven an effective beautification method. Shine up your shrine with this Groupon to Salojona Beauty Center in North Bergen. Choose between the following options:

For $25, you get one Endermologie treatment (a $60 value).

For $69, you get three Endermologie treatments (a $180 value).

Skin technicians at Salojona Beauty Center bolster clients' confidence with FDA-approved Endermologie treatments that battle cellulite and signs of aging with improved circulation. Before the procedure, patients bring their questions, concerns, and confusing tax forms to an initial consultation with a savvy tech. Afterward, the tech customizes a 35-minute treatment to focus on previously identified areas that require significant cellulite reduction or skin tightening, with bodysuits provided on-site. Automated rollers pressurize fat cells to help boost collagen growth and encourage lymphatic drainage, leaving thighs and hips with a visible diminution of cellulite. Endermologie's lifting technology also stimulates cells in hopes of erasing Father Time's wrinkly fingerprints. Clients depart from Salojona Beauty Center feeling buoyant and light-footed, especially if they travel in moon shoes.

Dallas Deals

When consumed in the morning, coffee allows you to stay alert, and when consumed in the evening, it helps you get through twice as many dreams. Rev up your REM with today’s Groupon: for $5, you get $10 worth of coffee, baked goods, and sandwiches at Coffee Squared in McKinney.

Coffee Squared's Cuvee-trained baristas steam and beautify specialty drinks with skill as they multitask to craft pastries and sandwiches. Rich coffee ($1.75–$2.25) widens the drooping eyelids of patrons as steam billows up from piping-hot cups of organic Mighty Leaf tea ($2.05–$2.45) plucked from sustainable farms. Iced white mochas ($3.95–$4.25) send energizing chills down spines as masterfully brewed espresso and sweet cocoa tango down throat chutes. Guests can feel free to sink into sumptuous leather club chairs to work remotely or look up their elvish pseudonym on Coffee Squared's free WiFi network while gobbling up sandwiches and pastries ($1.75–$5) from a rotating menu. The list of hunger quenchers showcases such treats as cranberry blondies and kolacky—fruit poised in buttery dough rounds. Red brick peeks out from behind strategically destroyed drywall in the cozy cafe, creating an artistic canvas on which contemporary paintings hang and at which guests can look while daydreaming or free associating about masonry, freemasonry, the Founding Fathers, and mothers that have a tendency to get lost.

Houston Deals

It’s often said that what matters is the singer, not the song, which is why music fans are still moved by Bing Crosby’s rendition of “99 Bottles of Beer.” Savor a voice that could sing the phone book with today’s GrouponLive deal to see Natalie Cole at the Arena Theatre on Sunday, February 12, at 8 p.m. Reserved seating is located in section 1, 2, 14, and 15 in rows P–T. Choose between the following options:

For $59, you get two tickets (up to a $134 value online, including all ticketing fees).

For $115, you get four tickets (up to a $268 value online, including all ticketing fees).

Nine-time Grammy-winning singer Natalie Cole entwines audiences in her gifted voice, swooning and crooning through a collection of timeless hits from the Great American Songbook on her latest tour. Born with a lavish larynx and lifeguard’s lungs, Cole has topped the charts since 1975, enchanting fans with soulful R & B cuts such as “This Will Be (An Everlasting Love)” and Unforgettable…with Love, a collection of jazz and pop standards made famous by her father, Nat King Cole. From the Arena Theatre’s unique, in-the-round seating formation, all seats are within 60 feet of the stage, allowing for squintless views as Natalie hits the sweet spot of every ear.

Columbus Deals

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but it must be swallowed whole, like a pill. Embark on a more palatable path to wellness with today's Groupon to Complete Healthcare for Women - Mervyn J. Samuel, MD Inc.'s East or North locations. Choose from the following options:

For $99, you get testing and treatment for a urinary tract infection (UTI) or bacterial vaginosis (BV) (a $250 value).

For $129, you get an annual exam, which includes a breast exam, pap smear, and lab work (a $350 value).

For $149, you get an exam and ultrasound check for tumors, uterine fibroids, and ovarian cysts (a $500 value).

Dr. Michael Subit joined the father-son team of Dr. Mervyn Samuel and Dr. Milroy Samuel at Complete Healthcare for Women - Mervyn J. Samuel, MD Inc. in 2010, and this trio now works together to treat obstetric and gynecological issues. A simple urinalysis or vaginal swab detects the microscopic invaders that cause UTIs and BV; once they are identified, the doctors prescribe an antibiotic that seeks out malevolent bacteria and annihilates them like germy clay targets at a skeet range. During an annual exam, the doc checks breast tissue for troublesome lumps and irregularities and screens for precancerous cells lurking on the cervix with a pap smear. Patients lie back as an ultrasound tours the abdomen looking for fibroids, cysts, and precious jewels hidden in the fallopian tubes, which can be known to cause pain, menstrual irregularities, and fertility problems.

San Diego Deals

Riding a horse, like riding a bike, emphasizes communication through small gestures, such as a tug on the reins or an affectionate nuzzle of the handlebars. Learn filly fundamentals with today's Groupon to Heggelund Training in Vista. Choose between the following options:

For $39, you get one two-hour private horseback-riding lesson (an $80 value).

For $59, you get two two-hour private horseback-riding lessons (a $160 value).

Experienced equestrian Van Heggelund learned horsemanship from his father, a world-champion horse trainer, and today passes on his vast wisdom to riders of all skill levels and ages. During private lessons, Van and his team of trainers emphasize creating a connection between student and steed, helping to relax horses and prevent riders from engaging saddles in conversation. To help customers acquire optimal results, staffers analyze each resident stallion daily to further refine its training regimen. All riding sessions occur amid Heggelund Training's picturesque, well-equipped facilities, replete with tack rooms, a shaded seating area, and direct access to miles of trails. The ranch's noble horses gallop through a tree-enclosed arena before returning to the barn’s cushy stalls to braid each other's manes. Students should avoid wearing shorts and arrive dressed in riding-appropriate clothing, such as jeans or a full-body cast.

Milwaukee Deals

Like the moon, a set of perfectly white teeth is bright, alluring, and difficult to obtain without 238,857 miles of dental floss. Lasso a luminous glow with today's Groupon to Funke Family Dentistry. Choose between the following options:

For $59, you get a custom set of take-home whitening trays and whitening solution (a $295 value).

For $129, you get an in-office whitening treatment (a $450 value).

James and Laura Funke, the father-daughter dental team at Funke Family Dentistry, maintain chompers and brighten smiles, a family tradition that began when the practice opened in 1928. In-office whitening treatments kick off with a consultation in which the dentist ensures teeth are healthy enough for whitening. Then, a technician daubs teeth in Opalescence Boost whitening gel, a professional-grade solution that renders teeth brighter without the use of ultraviolet LED lights or stacks of encyclopedias. Those looking to take their whitening treatment to go may opt for the take-home whitening kit. To create the trays, the dentist takes impressions of the entire mouthscape and, over the course of a week, crafts a set of custom-fitting soft trays that patients then fill with a whitening solution at home. After wearing the trays for 30 minutes each day for a week, patients should notice a markedly whiter smile, evidenced through their ability to read without stadium lights.

Salt Lake City Deals

Picasso once said, "Nothing is certain but death and taxes," and now that most people are living forever, it's only taxes that are unavoidable. Today's Groupon to 1800Accountant.com lets you tackle a necessary evil without relying on your father or elementary math skills to fill out the requisite forms. Choose between the following options:

For $75, you get a personal tax preparation (a $300 value).

For $125, you get a business tax preparation (a $500 value).

The certified public accountants at 1800Accountants dedicate their number-plundering noggins performing comprehensive tax services for individuals and small businesses, transforming an often-frustrating chore into a swift, headache-free experience. Once clients decide to vanquish their tax-time trepidations by enlisting the services of a licensed and insured CPA, they sit back as the professional grooms W-2s and sends them sailing through the Internal Revenue Service's hoops with the ease of a circus tiger rubbed in suet.

On the telephone, accountants can help clients to file or answer any lingering questions. Business owners can use 1800Accountants's website for a host of suites that make preparing for filing or managing assets online an apple pie–scented breeze.

Ogden Deals

Picasso once said, "Nothing is certain but death and taxes," and now that most people are living forever, it's only taxes that are unavoidable. Today's Groupon to 1800Accountant.com lets you tackle a necessary evil without relying on your father or elementary math skills to fill out the requisite forms. Choose between the following options:

For $75, you get a personal tax preparation (a $300 value).

For $125, you get a business tax preparation (a $500 value).

The certified public accountants at 1800Accountants dedicate their number-plundering noggins performing comprehensive tax services for individuals and small businesses, transforming an often-frustrating chore into a swift, headache-free experience. Once clients decide to vanquish their tax-time trepidations by enlisting the services of a licensed and insured CPA, they sit back as the professional grooms W-2s and sends them sailing through the Internal Revenue Service's hoops with the ease of a circus tiger rubbed in suet.

On the telephone, accountants can help clients to file or answer any lingering questions. Business owners can use 1800Accountants's website for a host of suites that make preparing for filing or managing assets online an apple pie–scented breeze.

Honolulu Deals

Live music unites people from all walks of life, unlike silence, which only unites librarians and people who crack safes. Bond over shared sound waves with today's GrouponLive deal to the 1st Annual Bob Marley Birthday Rajah at Makapu’u Meadows in Sea Life Park on Saturday, February 4, held from 5 p.m. to 1 a.m. For $30, you get two general-admission tickets (up to a $60 value).

The inaugural Roots by the Sea festival invites more than 20 of the island’s most popular reggae bands to converge upon Makapu’u Meadows in an all-ages jamboree honoring the birthday of rasta legend Bob Marley. Grassy meadows give way to gorgeous island views as eight hours of mellow Jamaican beats fill two stages. Headlining the rock-steady brigade, celebrated Oahu sextet The Green lets loose with the uplifting harmonies and dancehall hits that put it on Billboard’s Top 10 reggae chart. Among the score of other artists, in-demand Hawaiian party band Natural Vibrations, known to fans as Natty Vibes, produces positive energy with wind-powered dreadlocks, and Father Psalms lays down straightforward tributes to reggae greats and the spiritual life. The University of Hawaii cheerleaders inject the blissed-out atmosphere with the excitement of a dance-off, paying tribute to Bob Marley’s groundbreaking if subtle use of pom-poms in the recording studio.

Fort Lauderdale Deals

A hamburger, like a wallet, safely contains its precious contents, fits comfortably into a back pocket, and is rarely found by the police once it's been stolen. Keep track of your appetite with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of hamburgers and grill specialties at Stop Burgers in Weston.

Stop Burgers' founder was inspired to create his handheld specialties by watching the backyard grilling techniques of his father. Each quarter-pound Little Burger ($3.95) and half-pound Original Burger ($6.95) features a hand-formed ground-sirloin patty grilled over an open fire and served on a fresh-baked kaiser roll. Customers design the perfect burger for their taste buds, selecting epicurean accessories including more than seven cheeses and 30 toppers such as jalapeño peppers, grilled onions, and grilled mushrooms shaped like bowler hats. The menu also features celebrity burgers including the Jake Miller—an 8-ounce sirloin burger topped with american cheese, lettuce, pickles, applewood-smoked bacon, ketchup, and mayonnaise—named for the rapper Jake Miller. In addition, Stop Burgers’ grill specialists serve 100% kosher beef hot dogs ($6.95), philly cheesesteak sandwiches ($7.95), and chicken-breast sandwiches ($6.95).

Cincinnati Deals
You know the famous quote: "All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players." And if you've wondered what role Shakespeare himself played, discover author Vern Theissen's interpretaion in the regional premier of "Shakespeare's Will" presented by the Cincininnati Shakespeare Company downtown. Pay $28 for two tickets on... (show more)You know the famous quote: "All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players." And if you've wondered what role Shakespeare himself played, discover author Vern Theissen's interpretaion in the regional premier of "Shakespeare's Will" presented by the Cincininnati Shakespeare Company downtown. Pay $28 for two tickets on one of four dates, January 21, 22, 28, 31, plus a $5 voucher for concessions or merchandise. Presented from the perspective of the bard's widow Anne Hathaway (played by Sherman Fracher), Shakespeare's last will and testament segues into his role as a husband and father, putting an interesting spin on the his phrase "parting is such sweet sorrow." Grab your 54%-off tickets before they depart or you may echo the sentiment. (show less)

Vancouver Deals

Milk chocolate is created by blending cocoa beans and milk, while white chocolate is created when young chocolates first encounter ghosts. Peruse all shades of chocolate with today’s Groupon.

The Deal

$10 for a gourmet chocolate tasting with espresso for two (a $23 total value). The tasting includes the following:

One dozen gourmet chocolates (an $18 value), such as these varieties:

Ganache

Butter creams

Marzipan

Fruit-flavoured jellies

Pralines

Truffles

Orange peels

Mendiants

Two shots of espresso brewed using Lavazza crema beans (a $5 value).

Leonidas Fresh Belgium Chocolates

Leonidas Fresh Belgium Chocolates' boutique confectioners import and serve authentic Belgian chocolates, which make their way to mouths in more than 40 countries from the chocolatier's Belgian headquarters. At a scenic waterfront café inside the Vancouver Convention Centre, palates probe the results of more than 100 years of chocolate craftsmanship, and embellished boxes bloom with arrangements of marzipan and liquor-filled chocolates. Classic butter creams, truffles, and nougats compete for the affections of taste buds and their unrelenting fathers-in-law. Belgian waffles and gelato complement the candy selections, all of which can be washed down with Belgian hot chocolate and fresh-brewed Lavazza coffee.

Tucson Deals
Here's a bright idea: Show your wisdom and enhance your beauty by picking up today's deal. For $47 (regularly $95), get a Rejuvenating chemical peel from Intelligent Skin. This revitalizing treatment uses physician choice skin products to control and minimize fine lines and wrinkles. Customized with selected serums based... (show more)Here's a bright idea: Show your wisdom and enhance your beauty by picking up today's deal. For $47 (regularly $95), get a Rejuvenating chemical peel from Intelligent Skin. This revitalizing treatment uses physician choice skin products to control and minimize fine lines and wrinkles. Customized with selected serums based on your skin's needs, the 30-minute peel includes replenishing moisturizers and a retinol booster to give you a fresh, youthful complexion. Conveniently located in the Abundant Health building on East Fort Lowell Road, Intelligent Skin is staffed by a team of independent, licensed estheticians. Make the smart choice and grab this deal -- you'll have the last laugh over Father Time. (show less)

Albany Capital Region Deals

The Founding Fathers held their initial meetings in a neighborhood tavern, which explains why the Declaration of Independence's first draft had a long, rambling subsection devoted to how powdered wigs are a natural icebreaker. Revolt against the tyranny of boredom with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of casual American fare at Public eat+drink in North Adams, Massachusetts.

Upscale ingredients such as pancetta and aioli imbue Public eat+drink's menu of casual American fare with a gourmet touch. Beneath exposed-brick walls bedecked in brightly colored artwork, friends’ forks share small plates such as tempura-battered red onion rings ($5.95) or baked brie with apples and walnuts ($8.95). Rubbed with herbs and cooked under a brick, the cornish hen entree sails to tables with a helping of roasted root vegetables ($15.95), and fish ‘n’ chips dip into a side of house tartar aioli ($10.95). And, like a self-portrait made from Easy Mac, a blend of pancetta and smoked gouda elevates mac ‘n’ cheese from comfort fare to high art ($13.95). Although alcohol is not included with today’s Groupon, Public eat+drink also pours an extensive list of craft beers and signature cocktails.