Deseret Food Store

Scientists have created ways to extend the life of almost anything, from car batteries to legendary baseball players to dance moves. Feast on long-lasting foodstuffs with today's Groupon: for $699, you get a one-year supply of prepared meals from Deseret Food Store (a $1,499 value). Each one-year supply includes:

  • 125 servings of beef stroganoff
  • 125 servings of creamy noodle soup
  • 125 servings of cacciatore pasta
  • 125 servings of Western stew
  • 125 servings of brown-sugar oatmeal
  • 125 servings of pancakes
  • 125 servings of protein whey milk

  • Though Deseret Food Store is normally a subscription service, this Groupon is valid for a single delivery of a one-year supply of eats. Groupon customers should expect to wait 8–10 weeks for delivery.

    Deseret Food Store fills homes with vitamin-fortified, mylar-wrapped gourmet entrees that can hibernate in shelves for up to a quarter of a century before preparation. The one-year supply of human fuel is packed with a total of 875 servings of hearty dishes such as pancakes, Western stew, cacciatore pasta, and beef stroganoff. As with sea monkeys, you just add water to transform the meals into their mouthwatering states. The tightly packaged entrees not only offer easy-to-prepare eats but also free up kitchen space for dinnerware and old computer parts.

    Expires on Nov 26 2011

    Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Not valid until 11/27/11. No returns once delivered. Not valid for delivery outside Utah.

    Nov 22 2011 by Groupon
    Price
    $699
    Savings
    53%
    Retail
    $1499
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    Deseret Food Store 3.5 out of 5 based on 1 ratings.

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